Wise words by Jack Torrance (Steven Weber) in the three-part television series The Shining. Jack had a microscopic problem with alcohol in the past, and his wife — what’s her fucking problem? — starts breaking his balls… So Jack finds out a simple truth: Being drunk and being loved? It’s oil and water for the womanfolk. (Is it really so fucking hard to love someone drunk and crazy who’s after your kid?)

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• Title/Year: The Shining/1997
• Written by: Teleplay by Stephen King
• Directed by: Mick Garris
• Starring: Steven Weber, Rebecca De Mornay