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Bobby Funke, sophomore reporter, investigates a case of stolen SAT exams. Two suspects surprise him with a conventional alibi (at a Catholic high school)

Bobby Funke: Where were you last night?

Him: That’s where I was last night. (He puts two fingers under Bobby’s nose.)

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Her: I was out in the parking lot last night.

Bobby Funke: What were you doing at the parking lot?

Her: I was probably getting fingered by Dutch Middleton.

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My question — what exactly has he fingered?

I mean, he says … that’s where I was … last night? And still foul fingers? Isn’t that a twelve-hour thing?

I don’t know, man. This whole thing looks (and smells) fishy.

Important note: Dig deeper.

(That’s a note to myself.)

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#Comedy Quotes #Directed by Brett Simon #EN #Released 2008 #Screenplay by Tim Calpin and Kevin Jakubowski #Assassination of a High School President Movie Quotes