| David: | I'm a werewolf. |
| Alex: | Are you alright? |
| David: | I don't know. I'll let you know the next full moon. |
Wise words by Jack Torrance (Steven Weber) in the three-part television series The Shining. Jack had a microscopic problem with alcohol in the past, and his wife — what’s her fucking problem? — starts breaking his balls… So Jack finds out a simple truth: Being drunk and being loved? It’s oil and water for the womanfolk. (Is it really so fucking hard to love someone drunk and crazy who’s after your kid?)
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That’s what Trent (Travis Van Winkle) says after having a good look a Bree’s (Julianna Guill) naked twins in Marcus Nispel’s 2009 remake of Friday the 13th.
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