Famous Movie Quotes
A tribute to great (and pitiful) moments in films and a salute to great screenwriters and their often ... very sick minds. Never forget: What's on the screen, got written first. Mostly. Now dim the lights, and enjoy the most memorable movie lines ever spoken ... in the dark.
"You hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand."
Juniour Soprano’s just shooting the shit with a few guys, telling jokes at the Loungenette Sit Tite.
#Directed by John Patterson #EN #Gangster Movie Quotes #Released 1999 #Season 1 Episode 4 #The Sopranos Quotes #Written by Jason Cahill #Comedy Quotes
Bobby Funke, sophomore reporter, investigates a case of stolen SAT exams. Two suspects surprise him with a conventional alibi (at a Catholic high school)
#Comedy Quotes #Directed by Brett Simon #EN #Released 2008 #Screenplay by Tim Calpin and Kevin Jakubowski #Assassination of a High School President Movie Quotes
Bobby Funke: Where were you last night?
Him: That’s where I was last night. (He puts two fingers under Bobby’s nose.)
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Her: I was out in the parking lot last night.
Bobby Funke: What were you doing at the parking lot?
Her: I was probably getting fingered by Dutch Middleton.
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My question — what exactly has he fingered?
I mean, he says … that’s where I was … last night? And still foul fingers? Isn’t that a twelve-hour thing?
I don’t know, man. This whole thing looks (and smells) fishy.
Important note: Dig deeper.
(That’s a note to myself.)
Forrest Gump
| Forrest: | Hello, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump! |
| Bus driver: | Nobody gives a hunk a shit who you are, fuzzball! You're not even a lowlife scum sucking maggot! Get your faggoty ass on the bus. You're in the Army now! |
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
| Duke: | [voice-over] How long could we maintain, I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Would he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so -- well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs... |
| Duke: | [out loud to himself] Jesus! Did I say that? |
| Duke: | [voice-over] Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? |
The Sopranos
| Jimmy: | I got enough cologne on? |
| Christopher: | You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died in there. |
Brüno
| Brüno: | So you were never gay? It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips. |
| Man: | These lips were made to praise Jesus. |
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized that ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life."
Peter (Ron Livingston) in Mike Judge’s Office Space. He’s talking to his hypnotherapist, Dr. Swanson, who’s gonna help him to slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete relaxation, a state where his worries, cares, and ambitions will be gone. And he succeeds. After this session … Peter doesn’t really give a fuck about work. And the fun starts. Instantly, a consultant sees his true potential, telling his boss: “I had a chance to meet this young man, and — boy! — does he have Straight to Upper Management written all over him.”
#Comedy Quotes #Directed by Mike Judge #Office Space Quotes #Released 1990 #Screenplay by Mike Judge #EN
