On the Fight Club DVD, right after the FBI and the copyright warning, there’s another one.

A warning from Tyler Durden.

You can skip the first two. I mean who gives a fuck about the FBI and the copyright. But this one’ s important. It’s from the guy who started it all. And you see it for just a second. Bam! And then it’s gone. So watch out. What? You missed it again? Alright. I put it right below this. Take your time.

Warning: If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty you can’t honestly think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed by authority that you give respect and credence to all who demand it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job, start a fight, prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned. Tyler.

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• Title/Year: Fight Club/1990
• Written by: Screenplay by Jim Uhls
• Directed by: David Fincher
• Starring: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter